My Mother and I have been through many adventures together, like the defeat of dog crap.

Had philosophical conversations that would have made Socrates confused.

Overall I love her very dearly. Here are some of her shining moments.
My mother has a twitter account and I should get one too, and call it Shit my mother says.
She said this word for friggin word.

*not this though*

At my grandmothers house in front of my grandfather, grandmother and a friend of the family.

One crappy day after craptastic school, we were giving my friend Stevi a ride when....

Don't blame I have a lot of aunts and one could have been lost somewhere at a family meeting.

Don't worry i eventually figured out what she mean but....



(Love ya mom)