Paranoia the Number One Way to Freak Yourself Out

It's cold, it's raining, it's 4:59 a.m. and I am honest to god scared shitless now here's how it happened.

I wake up to a strange noise.


WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?


My mind jumps to the obvious choice.


That's when the paranoia sets in.


FREDDY KRUGER!


I start to notice all the boogie men hot place in my room.





I come to an executive decision.


Now while I'm thinking of ways Freddy Kruger is going to kill me, I notice a pattern.


I come to the conclusion that the swing set has fallen over and the wind is making it hit the house. This calms me a bit and the creepy serial clears my mind.



Then there's a creepy noise.

I make another completely sane choice for the sound.
FREDDY KRUGER!!



Then it hits me I am not going back to sleep. I've scared my self too much for that.


Gosh you know whats worse I'm even more scared the wind picked up so the serial-killer-trying-to-get-into-our-house-sound is even louder and scarier. It doesn't help that I had to look up that picture of Freddy Kruger and there are three of the creepiest trees standing out side my bedroom window.

It's gonna be a hard night.
UPDATE: Rain picked up paranoid as hell right now.
UPDATE: My good for nothing cat ditched me.
UPDATE: Who new the bell on Steeve the cats neck could be so terrifying.
UPDATE: Have you ever done that thing in which a friend tells a scary story acout a clawed killer and you end up having scratch marks on your back because your mind thinks it so it happens. I just did that TO MY SELF. Who do you know who has ever done that? I feel itchy.

Things I have been thinking upon in no particular order

Dear, blog once again I cannot sleep and was awaken at an unholy hour, not even my history homework was able to knock me out or keep me interested. This time it wasn't demons or aliens hunting me in my dream it was my brothers alarm clock and and this friggin webcomic I read, which was really well done and I have not been able to stop thinking about. (I'm gonna end up reading it again.)

I have read this totally amazing web comic and have found that is unheard of and no one has read it. It's probably because it left me feeling like there should have been more but I really enjoyed it and thought it deserved a say and compliment on my two bit blog. Its called Honey Dew Syndrome and it made me laugh and think. By the way I have been reading a lot of random crap on the internet and have found that the things that are read the least happen to be the most entertaining or the smexyish things I have ever read. So the moral of the story is. popular things are not always the best. (Take that Twilight!)

My amazing grandmother has made me an amazing quilt that has unseen cat nip in it for my cats love it and will not stop sleeping on it.

I really need to get out more. Though I did to day, but I don't think roller skating with the cavelings count. Next blog post I think I'll post some pictures of my hand drawn art and my favorites from the computer...

I thought of this Bert and Earnie thing in dance las week and it never left my mind so I drew it out and think I'll add on to it later...and no it won't end dirty. *sigh* weirdos.