How Much I Like Twilight

I'm sorry my friends that like Twilight but I'm fairly creeped out by the uber-fans and can't tell you how much I am so not into this new movie which is out today, so I made fun of it.

Twilight





New Moon








Eclipse






Breaking Dawn

Heights are Scary

A sequel to "When being a clutz is not cute"


I had to go up and back on to the catwalk to cut down a huge backdrop for the little mermaid songs in Joanna's recital.



On my way up to cut the second backdrop down I got promoted.


I was not really happy about my promotion.


I do this kids job and the bird prop I'm suppose to let down does this.


The birds were placed on the middle back drop. To get to the middle catwalk theres this lovely hanging ramp attached to it at an angle.The dust and hazardous poles made this one of the fastest and most dangerous slides ever. Perfect.



I was very scared.

I lived and went down then back up to get the stupid birds down.Teenage boys are whimps for making a girl go up to dangerous heights because they're too scared.They need to get some cajonays, those whimps.

The next day...

So I had to go up in on the catwalk one more time to take down the back drop. Then some idiot was like.


I tried my best to look like a cute 'wittle gurl" so he would feel sorry and stop mentioning stuff that would make me fall or be seriously injured.



Don't worry it ended well.

A Comparison Cake vs. Pie

Cake attacks with candle stick Pie Counters with Whipped Cream.


Pie cuts Cake in half!


Cake stabs Pie with Candle stick!



Pie pulls a PIE-le driver body slam on cake.

My Computer Hates Me Part Four: Back From the Grave

It was an average ordinary day, and I was bored and on the internet.



My computer suddenly attacks me and I scream aimlessly for help.


My Dad came in and saved my sorry ass from the freakin' computer.


We put a well qualified expert to make a bomb to kill the stupid computer.



Dad and I put the super bomb to the test.


It worked.



The computer was completely destroyed this time thanks to my crazy ass brother and my family celebrated.

I Had This Weird Dream

One day when my friend Hannah and I were seven, we were playing a game of war...


Our peaceful game was stopped because a huge herd of Zombies came to eat us.


And Hannah's dad was a Zombie too for some reason.




The Zombie problem deeply disturbed the government and they decided to put all the zombies in one huge cage and dump them in the ocean.




The Zombies were very opinionated about this idea.



When the Zombies escaped government control they went on a rampage and tried to eat our brains so we attacked them with machine guns.


Well not really
What we actually did was...



Then suddenly we were in 1940's Germany and Hitler was there.



Then I woke up and and was like...


I didn't know how to end this so I decided to tell you that Hannah lived through the Zombie invasion and is home safe. See?




This dream is absolutely true. (WARNING: There will be more of these.)

My Computer Hates Me Part Three:The Machine Gun

I'm very bored and sense no one reads this I cuss a lot. So respectfully Apologize to Anyone who reads this and will try to cuss less and post less frequently. So heres a curse filled sequel to My Computer Hates Me. Here are the links to the first two:this and This