Happy Mother's Day (or a few ways my mother has scared me for life)

It's mother's day. As a note of pure horror, I have to thank my mother for being awesome?
My Mother and I have been through many adventures together, like the defeat of dog crap.


Had philosophical conversations that would have made Socrates confused.

Overall I love her very dearly. Here are some of her shining moments.


My mother has a twitter account and I should get one too, and call it Shit my mother says.
She said this word for friggin word.


*not this though*

At my grandmothers house in front of my grandfather, grandmother and a friend of the family.


One crappy day after craptastic school, we were giving my friend Stevi a ride when....


Don't blame I have a lot of aunts and one could have been lost somewhere at a family meeting.

Don't worry i eventually figured out what she mean but....









(Love ya mom)