How I Became Abnormally Tired: Ode to the Weekend of Oct. 16-17

Dear Exorcist,
Thanks for all the lack of being
able to sleep, I may have never seen the movie
But have seen enough clips this week to want,
to pay a priest to live in our house.

Dear Four A.M. Wake Up Call,
George Clooney, will only look very hot
In "One Fine Day" at four a.m.
Jimmy Stuart is at his hottest in
"Philadelphia Story" I recommend it to all.
And Carry Grant I just love you in everything
Hope next four a.m. nightmare I'll watch
The end of "Philadelphia Story" and start
"I Was a Male War Bride"

Dear PSAT,
**** you.

Dear Red Team,
I appreciate the demoralizing of my tam,
It was really nice to come from the PSAT
With sad but true hopes we killed you 5-0
And learn you sucked the energy from team,
Had a nice game of cat and mouse and most important
Killed us 0-5. Thank you very much
Hope it was fun.

Dear Red Team #2,
I appreciate you making me look awesome,
And ruining our chances of even making it to
A fourth game by killing us 3-0
I like that you ball control was not as
Advanced as mine and that you were a little
Too wimpy to push back.
Thanks for the fact your sister team totally
Sucked the energy from my team which was down one
I had a lot of pent up anger from the PSAT's thanks for
Demoralizing me a bit more.

Dear Bret,
You looked like a looser,
And I pity you for not getting a date.
Good luck with your abnormal ability to
Piss people off and see where it gets you.

Dear Police,
Find something better to do
Than go to dances and
Break up mosh pits with the
Vice Principal giving life changing
Advice with music playing
At 5 billion decibels.
You look like morons and
Piss people off go get
A raise and a move up to
Catching drunk people on the
Street.


Dear Colton,
You were nominated as Homecoming King,
And now I look like a moron...
I wanted you to win...
You didn't...I think.

Dear Homecoming,
You were fun.
My feet hurt like hell now,
I got to dance and give the eye
To cute boys (with girlfriends)
I danced with friends and people
I didn't know, everybody complimented me
(Thanks Estrella), now I just can't
Figure out why I feel disappointed.

Dear Kylie's Mom,
Thanks for the ice cream!...
And the sweater.

Dear PSAT Part 2,
If I get an even worse score
Than I think I did there will
BE BLOOD!

Dear Tye-Dye Team,
Love your uniforms,
Hate that you kicked
our asses 6-1.
Hate playing defender
Because it takes patience
I have none therefore
I was bored to death the
Second Half and now have waaaaay
More respect for our defense.

Dear Mental Breakdown,
Stop crying, you wimp
The weekend wasn't a total crap fest
Or was it...

Dear Song Worm,
Tonight Was the Night I Fell Asleep at the Wheel by The Barenaked Ladies

Ha. Ha.

Dear Grrandma,
Thanks for the food,
Sorry I couldn't come,
I was a little sad and
had to sleep.

Dear Hyperbole and a Half,
I've had a very stressful very sad weekend.
I have spent about twenty minutes reading
Random posts I feel much better now.