Mah Na Mah Na

Been a long time hasn't it. (silence) Well that's okay I have pictures of drawings that would be much better looking had my family a scanner of some sort to put them properly on the computer.(BTW I realize how random this looks.)

Um...This picture is embarrassing. It's and Eddie Izzard skit about spartan sheep, I plan to make another of him/her/it shaving it self.
Here's a Youtube clip to explain it.



This is the first page of a web comic would love to upload soon; and will also upload on to smackjeeves as soon as I get the wonderful thingy that will put them on the computer and make them not look like crap.

These next two are characters in the new comic, Kyo (one with the scar) and Nicholas (the cross- dresser)




This is another picture of new comic which is sadly not generally about gay men (sorry to disappoint)but they super-duper amounts of fun to draw and so I do.

Okay this is going to be complicated but I'll explain the characters best I can.
Starting from the Left:
Kyo(same Kyo from before) age 8
Ryunosuke (Kyo's Brother) age 18
Mark (Hispanic, and Ryunoske's boyfriend) age 30
Ninji (the actual star of my comic and adopted daughter of Mark) age 4

I hope to show more from the comic and the sheep shearing it self tomorrow.

Happy Mother's Day (or a few ways my mother has scared me for life)

It's mother's day. As a note of pure horror, I have to thank my mother for being awesome?
My Mother and I have been through many adventures together, like the defeat of dog crap.


Had philosophical conversations that would have made Socrates confused.

Overall I love her very dearly. Here are some of her shining moments.


My mother has a twitter account and I should get one too, and call it Shit my mother says.
She said this word for friggin word.


*not this though*

At my grandmothers house in front of my grandfather, grandmother and a friend of the family.


One crappy day after craptastic school, we were giving my friend Stevi a ride when....


Don't blame I have a lot of aunts and one could have been lost somewhere at a family meeting.

Don't worry i eventually figured out what she mean but....









(Love ya mom)

Some Highlights of the Last Few Weeks

To my overly excited surprise I am the friend that knows what known else knows (i.e. random bits of information in which there is no point to.) Now there are some things that I would love to tell you like how Mr. Macargo had a goat in the backyard of his class room yesterday or the fact that when I am the least nerdy comic book nerd in a room full of those who read manga heartily.Well. Too. Bad.

Meet Sydey he is a friends boyfriend/girlfriend we have some odd conversations.




This is my history group we often study together and get very off topic.



English when the stupid people like to complain and whine about the stupidest shit.

Paranoia the Number One Way to Freak Yourself Out

It's cold, it's raining, it's 4:59 a.m. and I am honest to god scared shitless now here's how it happened.

I wake up to a strange noise.


WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?


My mind jumps to the obvious choice.


That's when the paranoia sets in.


FREDDY KRUGER!


I start to notice all the boogie men hot place in my room.





I come to an executive decision.


Now while I'm thinking of ways Freddy Kruger is going to kill me, I notice a pattern.


I come to the conclusion that the swing set has fallen over and the wind is making it hit the house. This calms me a bit and the creepy serial clears my mind.



Then there's a creepy noise.

I make another completely sane choice for the sound.
FREDDY KRUGER!!



Then it hits me I am not going back to sleep. I've scared my self too much for that.


Gosh you know whats worse I'm even more scared the wind picked up so the serial-killer-trying-to-get-into-our-house-sound is even louder and scarier. It doesn't help that I had to look up that picture of Freddy Kruger and there are three of the creepiest trees standing out side my bedroom window.

It's gonna be a hard night.
UPDATE: Rain picked up paranoid as hell right now.
UPDATE: My good for nothing cat ditched me.
UPDATE: Who new the bell on Steeve the cats neck could be so terrifying.
UPDATE: Have you ever done that thing in which a friend tells a scary story acout a clawed killer and you end up having scratch marks on your back because your mind thinks it so it happens. I just did that TO MY SELF. Who do you know who has ever done that? I feel itchy.

Things I have been thinking upon in no particular order

Dear, blog once again I cannot sleep and was awaken at an unholy hour, not even my history homework was able to knock me out or keep me interested. This time it wasn't demons or aliens hunting me in my dream it was my brothers alarm clock and and this friggin webcomic I read, which was really well done and I have not been able to stop thinking about. (I'm gonna end up reading it again.)

I have read this totally amazing web comic and have found that is unheard of and no one has read it. It's probably because it left me feeling like there should have been more but I really enjoyed it and thought it deserved a say and compliment on my two bit blog. Its called Honey Dew Syndrome and it made me laugh and think. By the way I have been reading a lot of random crap on the internet and have found that the things that are read the least happen to be the most entertaining or the smexyish things I have ever read. So the moral of the story is. popular things are not always the best. (Take that Twilight!)

My amazing grandmother has made me an amazing quilt that has unseen cat nip in it for my cats love it and will not stop sleeping on it.

I really need to get out more. Though I did to day, but I don't think roller skating with the cavelings count. Next blog post I think I'll post some pictures of my hand drawn art and my favorites from the computer...

I thought of this Bert and Earnie thing in dance las week and it never left my mind so I drew it out and think I'll add on to it later...and no it won't end dirty. *sigh* weirdos.

Playlists for those Nocturnal People

I have slowly been turning into a she-beast lately. I have found that with spring comes the six weeks of sneezing, I have started to become nocturnal do to my unnecessary need to read this one manga online, I took the SAT's (oh shit, it's late) yesterday morning, and had to read forty pages of random history crap in one night. These events have put me undoubtedly on edge and stressed out. Oh and the most important detail of what made this week a hell hole, is that I can't find my alarmclock/emergencything/CELLPHONE! I honest to god have looked everywhere where a sane person would put there phone, but it remains to be lost.

I have found it impossible to pay attention a real book with no pictures and that also has become frustrating along with my AVID's teacher's failure to meet my expectations.Ever. The high point of my week was finding out that Wizard of Oz was L. Frank Baum's outlet of the populist movement and hearing McCargo explain how a car started to blank eyed students. (Remember to update this later with awesome pictures of how my class took this information.)








(Every teacher in the world feels your pain McCargo)
Well that was my craptasmic week and here's my playlist (WARNING:It is random has no general theme or motif):
Puffy Little Shoes- Presidents Of the United States
Kitty-Presidents Of the United States (Gordy's trying to eat his own stomach again)
Just Dance- Lady Gaga (The classes have become an outlet were for an hour I don't have to think)
Swallowed by the Sea- Cold Play
Devils Dace Floor-Flogging Molly
One Day More- Les Miserables
The Theme Song to Buffy- Nerf Herder (My cell ring tone...I WANT IT BACK!)
Paint it Black- Rolling Stones
Johny I Hardly Knew Ya- Drop Kick Murphys
The Sound Of Settling- Death Cab For Cutie (Do not look up this song it never leaves your head)
Eight Days a Week, With a Little Help from My Friends-Beatles
Scorpio- The Trax
Theme song From Bamboo Beat
Mice Circus-Coraline
and the one that constantly puts me to sleep,
Housewife