Fair

Friday I went to the fair.

To see Arwyn dance with JKRI.

While at the fair we went to this cool cartoon place.

While we were there Arwyn suddenly took off dragging me through the maze like room to a purple monkey and demanded it ,hers.


I was really not happy about this for we had lost sight of our family and I was sorta freaking out.


The fear lasted a half second because I realized we were surrounded by TOYS!


After we got back with mom and dad via cellphone we were watching a cool performance when suddenly...








Brittany showed up and we left my family and wandered around looking at hot guys...


and cattle the size of tow trucks.


We also watched a blues band where this really hot (really young) harmonica-ist was checking out Brittany.


When I convinced her to leave we went to a reptile place where a crocadile had gotten loose.


We caught up with my family and watched the first dance with Arwyn in it then Brittany had to leave. :(

Mom then proceeded to shove me on a giant slide with my little brother. I REALLY DO NOT LIKE HEIGHTS!!!



After Arwyns dance thingy-ma-bob we saw this really awesome dinosaur exhibit.


I didn't get to go on any rides.

But it was still fun!

I Went to San Francisco and Apparently My Mom was Mugged by Birds (and Arwyn)

Last weekend we went to San Francisco and nothing in particular happened we walked on the peers bought excellent food...

...and after a Giants and Mets game(Giants won)got dead lost at 10 p.m. in the middle of the night and learned San Fran in the middle of the night looks like a crime show...

...and went to the beach.
Oh and Mom got mugged by birds.










and Arwyn.

Twice.

My Legendary Legacy of My Dance History So Far...

I really love tap dancing and I plan to start tap dancing again but first a story of my legacy...


I started dance when I was three and was very happy in it with all the fellow children also in the class.


Then I suddenly didn't like dance. (I don't know why, so don't ask)


I thought a more combat and useless sport would help me forget this problem, so I joined soccer while also doing dance and...



...learned I wasn't very good. (I also learned I was wrong, it didn't help.)

Then went on a life changing journey to Australia and New Zealand.

When I got back I realized I hadn't danced in six months and couldn't pull off the stuff I used to.

Then Joanna offered to put me in adult jazz. I was really grateful (or at least I am now...I think)

I'm really happy in adult Jazz everyone is older than me and thats a little awkward but they are all really nice so I'm happy.

Which is weird because adults are my natural enemy.

I was finally able to be in the recital this year and watched the dancers and was all...

Screw Ballet (I'm sorry all Ballet Dancers in the world)

It was all tap for me.

And next year or the year after (when Joanna has to do this for me) I will preform a tap dance duet to "Anything you can do I can do better" from Annie Get Your Gun, that will make peoples heads catch on fire from pure awesomeness.(Not really but a girl can dream)

If anyone doesn't know what song that is ,here it is (and yes none of lines can relate to dance but I still wanna do it-even if it makes me a moron.)


P.S.I have no hard feelings against ballet-


I just can't be that graceful.

The Ten Stages of Forgiving Your Unwanted Photographer

#1. The Mistake
Boy: Twinky!
Me: Whaaaaa...?


#2. The Crime


#3. Confusion
*What the hell was that?*


#4. Shock
*Did he just take my picture?*


#5. Denial
*OH-NO He didUNT!*


#6. Grief
*Why would he do something like that? I thought he liked me (sniffle)*


#7. Anger
*I'M GOING TO F****** KILL HIM!*



#8. Initial Attack
*ROAR!!!*


#9. Punishment
ME: DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!
BOY:What the hell did I do?*sob*


#10. Reluctant Forgiveness
BOY:Please, forgive me for whatever I've done. *sob*
ME: Hm...Maybe...Sure.


Post Trauma: Cold Shoulder
*Awkward Silence*