Monday, July 19, 2010

The Ten Stages of Forgiving Your Unwanted Photographer

#1. The Mistake
Boy: Twinky!
Me: Whaaaaa...?



#2. The Crime


#3. Confusion
*What the hell was that?*


#4. Shock
*Did he just take my picture?*


#5. Denial
*OH-NO He didUNT!*


#6. Grief
*Why would he do something like that? I thought he liked me (sniffle)*


#7. Anger
*I'M GOING TO F****** KILL HIM!*



#8. Initial Attack
*ROAR!!!*


#9. Punishment
ME: DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!
BOY:What the hell did I do?*sob*



#10. Reluctant Forgiveness
BOY:Please, forgive me for whatever I've done. *sob*
ME: Hm...Maybe...Sure.



Post Trauma: Cold Shoulder
*Awkward Silence*

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