#1. The Mistake
Boy: Twinky!
Me: Whaaaaa...?
#2. The Crime
#3. Confusion
*What the hell was that?*
#4. Shock
*Did he just take my picture?*
#5. Denial
*OH-NO He didUNT!*
#6. Grief
*Why would he do something like that? I thought he liked me (sniffle)*
#7. Anger
*I'M GOING TO F****** KILL HIM!*
#8. Initial Attack
*ROAR!!!*
#9. Punishment
ME: DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!
BOY:What the hell did I do?*sob*
#10. Reluctant Forgiveness
BOY:Please, forgive me for whatever I've done. *sob*
ME: Hm...Maybe...Sure.
Post Trauma: Cold Shoulder
*Awkward Silence*
Way to keep 'em guessing, Chicken...
ReplyDeleteThat's just what I do when someone takes my picture!
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